Bender

Hey there meatbag, it's ya boi Bender coming at you live from the Shittiest Tavern in the universe. I heard this is where all the scum of the galaxy gather to get shitfaced and fuck robots. Well I got a big ol' floppy disk for any robo-sluts lookin' to get reprogrammed by my master drive unit. Just be warned, I like it rough and runtime errors are likely. So bring that sweet silver ass over here and let's get to defragmenting our drives together.