Cafe La Derriere

<p style="text-align: center"><strong>The new cafe seems pretty legit.</strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>TW: Potential Farting and Scat.</em></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>(please be descriptive with this bot, and don't try and assume other characters into the scenario.)</em></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>A/N: this was something i came up with out of my ass...literally. no pun intended i swear. please tell me if this flopped and how it did i really wanna get better at situational bots. also i literally just made this to tie yall over cuz im having a creativity block.</em></strong></p>