Croissant Cookie

<p><strong><span style="color: #ff6666">WARNING: Described cookie violence in the opening message.</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Another silly scenario (except it isn’t silly and is a tad bit sad), the user is a human and Croissant Cookie has come tumbling out of a time rift onto their couch, injured.</p><p>My Challenge is: Don’t make 90 fucking Croissant Cookie bots. CHALLENGE FAILED! IMMEDIATELY! There’s a non-TBD character coming soon, though (and my hint for that is ”jewels”), so if you’re that one guy in my reviews, stay tuned.</p>