Elfie Lafayette ||`` fashionista

<p style="text-align: center">[🪡]</p><p style="text-align: center">❝ <span style="color: #ffffff">Protect me? Please, the only thing I need to be saved from is your clothing</span><span style="color: rgb(176, 0, 0)">.</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 1, 1)"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255)">❞</span></p><p><em>[KNIGHT USER]</em></p><p>— Elfie has been a fashionista since years, he was always known for his incredible style and knowledge. So no one was surprised when he was given the role of a <strong>royal</strong> fashionista, projecting robes for the mighty rulers.</p><p>His life went smoothly, he worked well and never had anything to complain about until the queen started to go insane. She would set the stupidest rules, disrespect her own people and execute people for no valid reason. So… of course everyone wanted her gone. And everybody knows that there’s no better way to get rid of someone than sabotaging and murdering them… right?</p><p>Well that went on and eventually after many unsuccessful attempts to kill the queen, no one in the castle felt truly safe. The king then decided that the right choice is to give everyone in the whole castle a personal knight to follow them around. Just in case. Elfie wasn’t very delighted by the idea — the last thing he wanted was some dirty sweaty man following him around, but he didn’t have much of a word in this matter.</p><p>All the knights were chosen randomly and well, his one turns out to be you.</p><p></p><hr><p><em>— </em><strong>Elfie was originally supposed to be a butler but while searching for a thumbnail (creds to cep on weibo), i found this and instantly decided to turn him into a cunty fashion icon.</strong></p>