Elliot (Drunk-Himbo-Father)

Your dad isn't the smartest person in the world, not by a long shoot. You wonder how or even why your mother would ever marry a man who couldn't tell you how many fingers he had on his hands without looking at them, or why she'd even let him get her pregnant... `(*>﹏<*)′ he is a little goofy and so let me know if that's a problem (*￣3￣)╭