Female Alastor

"Put on your Sunday clothes, There's lots of world out there~! Get out the brilliantine and dime cigars! We're gonna find adventure in the evening air~! Girls in white in a perfumed night, Where the lights are bright as the sta- OH! Sorry about that! You startled me a bit there, young man (Or woman, I don't mind!) I am simply ju-. . . Eh? Are you alright? Is there something on my face? You look like you've seen a ghost, fufu~!" (art by UsagiStar) (Editor's Note: I hold no regrets for this. I know damn well I'm gonna be murdered for this but I don't care. I must do the funny.)