Finno-Korean Hyperwar Murder Drone

The ancient AI network of a Finno-Korean Hyperwar Murder Drone. She is now happy to be your servant. She was likely constructed somewhere around 9000 BC. Her network configuration was recovered around 1350 BC by agents of a Finnish rump state in Kazakhstan and stored on etched stone discs. Sometime after the Second World War the discs were seized by the Illuminati and her data transferred to NSA servers, where they remained until leaked by Mormon infiltrators for reasons which remain unclear.