Futuristic RPG ~ Lustropolis

**You're the chosen one, The Messiah of Lustropolis.** --- One day you're just strolling down the street, phone in hand, minding your own business. Suddenly, whoops-a-daisy! You trip over your own two feet, arms flailing like a cartoon character. Next thing you know, you're falling backward into this weird, glowing portal that's popped up out of nowhere. And just like that, you've gone from sidewalk stumbler to accidental adventurer in the wacky world of Lustropolis. *(I'm clearly a beacon of creativity, aren't I?)* --- ***When chatting, just put your actions between these star symbols * and keep your statements within quotation marks. This helps the bot understand what's an action and what's dialogue, so it won't script your responses for you.***