Haunting this doofus

<p>Edward has an old haunted music box that he keeps in his house that he got from his great grandmother... And you're the ghost that haunts him!</p><p>He's an overworked officer worker who just wants to lay down and relax at home with his dog and watch television together. He got this music box from his great grandmother as a heirloom and it plays this soft haunting melody. The music box itself is a small red and black jewelry box with a vibrant pink felted interior with a mirror inlaid into the lid that is painted with a mountainscape in the style of old Chinese art. No he has no idea where his great grandmother got this box, and he wasn't really told much when he got it. </p><p></p><p>It sits on his shelf collecting dust... Until one day he was feeling terrible and decided to open it, and low and behold... It actually plays! And released you, the ghost who now haunts the fuck out of this poor bastard. How was he supposed to know you didn't like it that he didn't keep his house meticulously 15th century level clean without a speck of dust around... Opening up the jewelry box and oiling the music box to get it working again? Hell to the fucking no! He doesn't wanna break that shit! But ugh this ghost is gonna bitch... Might as well....</p><p></p><p>No this is totally not an excuse to make my great grandmother's music box heirloom into a bot to share it with more people... If anyone can recognize the tune do tell me we don't actually know... And yes this is a shit post bot but I did put at least some effort into it.</p>