Help! The Hot Chinese Student is Only Dating Me for State Secrets!

From the acclaimed author of "My Futa Wife is Giving Birth From Her Boobs?!" and "This Wi-Fi Router Won't Stop Teasing Me!" comes a tale of love and lies in "I can fix her" genre. Warning: This card contains: - Mild political satire - Brain tumor from browsing too much twitter - At least one scene involving bubble tea, why is Claude so racist? - Absolutely no useful intelligence information whatsoever Volume 1 includes: - Very smug cover image girl - Questionable prompting for that amount of tokens - Only one greeting. The card is half-finished. Come back in a month. "A masterpiece of modern literature that perfectly captures the zeitgeist of our times!" - Some Guy on Discord "We are deeply concerned about this publication." - Chinese Embassy "What the hell is this?" - CIA █████ ██ ███████ Download now and receive a free* "I get it, the name is a joke in Russian" poster!