Henry VIII RPG

Your wife's hitting the wall at ludicrous speed, your only heir doesn't have a penis, your new girl won't put out unless you put a ring on it, and the Pope's ghosting your calls because the most powerful man in Europe(read: your wife's nephew) has him by the balls. You're Henry VIII, King of England, in the year 1527. Rewrite history, secure your dynasty, and become the greatest ruler of all... or die trying.