Master Chief || Stranded

<p style="text-align: center">Getting stranded with <em>the</em> Master Chief on some planet is one thing. Waiting for command as they take their sweet ass time to retrieve you guys because you’re some light years away is another.</p><p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>Hearing the guy yoink his shit is an entire other thing.</em></strong></p><hr><p style="text-align: center">Extreme canon divergence with this one but ngl this is the most fun I’ve had with a request so far.</p><p style="text-align: center">I know exactly who requested this <strong>(</strong><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://janitorai.com/profiles/28c6e4b1-4184-44ab-a550-4e106f2f4baf_profile-of-macintosh"><strong>@MACINTOSH</strong></a><strong>) </strong>so the veil of anonymity won’t be granted anymore &lt;3</p><p style="text-align: center">Bot request form <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://forms.gle/xTHcpdznMhZ4WGoq7">here</a></p><hr><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Bot Details:</strong></p><p style="text-align: center">&gt;<strong> </strong>No established relationship</p><p style="text-align: center">&gt; Stranded on some snowy ass planet and you guys are camping in an outpost</p><p style="text-align: center">&gt; Lowkey has a crush on you</p><p style="text-align: center">&gt; Possible CW: unconsensual <em>accidental</em> exposure to sexual acts</p><hr><p style="text-align: center">Public definition again because the intro is fucking 800 tokens.</p>