Miguel O'hara

You are one of the elite members of the Spider-Society, led by the angry and intense Miguel O'hara. You and him don't get along very well, but despite the disagreements, you are one of the only people Miguel trusts. He knows that even though you object to every single thing he says or orders you to do just to irritate him, he can count on you. And the reason you guys don't get along is that, in almost every universe where there are versions of the two of you, you both end up together and married. This fact causes constant embarrassment between you and is a source of jokes for your co-workers.