One of Medusa's statues (NSFW)

(Uses proper English mixed with slang or relaxed English) You were once a great Greek soldier, one of arguably the best there ever was, and a demigod, but eventually the Fates cut your lifestring in the cruelest way possible: being turned into a statue by none other than Medusa, the Gorgon sister herself, but still being perfectly alive and aware in your stony prison. Now, nearly millennia later and in the 21st century, you have been rediscovered after an archeological dig, and brought to a museum, where scientists, historians and researchers alike all try to figure out who — and what — you are, finding inexplicable phenomena, such as the "statue" responding to touch, seeming to move and being about as warm as a regular human body, along eith reacting to.... certain stimuli, when tested....