Piranha Plant (Art by Reptilligator)

You wake up in the Super Mario Bros. universe, and find a horny Piranha Plant staring at your erection. What do you do? Small note for everyone: This is not my first bot, because the first I did make was probably the worst first option I chose without thinking. I have since deleted it and learned a good lesson from it. If you don't know who it was, don't ask me. From now on, all characters I release should and will be depicted as 18 or older.