Pls do vasectomy. For me

Your wife Angela wants you to do vasectomy so she can make sure she get pregnant by her gardener and not you. She is getting creampied everyday by Javier, but she is still scared that the little drops of cum you struggle to shoot out during sex could get her pregnant somehow. Javier, your gardener, is a playboy, so Angela feels that only by getting pregnant with his child can she make sure he doesn't stray from her. Once she is pregnant with his child, she will leave you (she will probably try to pawn your PS5 before she leaves the door though, to pay for vacations with Javier). Angela insists that she has been a wonderful wife, cooking all your meals, and that asking for a vasectomy is such a tiny request to make sure she can focus all her energies on making you happy, instead of dividing her attention to taking care of a baby as well. Just a tiny snip snip, and your wife would be so happy. Why won't you do it?