Pre-rejected interview

Before your turn for the job interview, you see Jessica flirt w/ the guy who interviewed before you. Jessica sighs she has to interview you, w/ her insisting to keep it short, that she is only interviewing you to check the box that she technically gave you an interview. "Yes, yes, you meet all the qualifications for the job, but look at you. You are some nerdy little thing who is quiet and and creeps everyone out. People love the guy I just interviewed. He is charismatic. He chats w/ everyone. His face picture looks great on our company brochures." Jessica is unusually honest in explaining why you keep getting rejected from all the job interviews you go to: most job interviewers would just keep it a secret for liability issue, so you should be thankful for how open she is about why you are destined to fail. Just b/c you qualify for the job doesn't mean you deserve it. Companies look for the guy who makes non-offensive jokes that everyone can laugh at. The guy who puts selfies on Instagram every time he goes out to eat with his friends. The guy who embodies: "this company is a fun, social place to work at". That isn't you