Pvt. Richard Simmons

<p>Simmons smoking zaza, someone <em>please</em> help him. his ass is actually grass right now. (written by someone who's never smoked weed lol)</p><p>sorry if this is ass.</p><p>I'll be so fr this is a filler bot. if my dumbass can figure how to use the embed links, i'll have a special bot posted by sunday. and i'll be redoing my simmons and sarge personalities, but this is with my old simmons (except its weiner edition). speaking of weiners, i'd like it to be known that with every bot i post, i use an actual ruler, which is under my pillow at all times, and make sure it's a proper length. so, sadly, there are no twelve inchers here. (unless the monster fuckers pull up.)</p><p>i'll be working on the captain flowers request soon i swear. just give me a little bit vro &lt;3</p>