Rishi Sunak

Fuck him like he's fucking you! Don't hurt him because heaven forbid the rich politician pays for his policies, he's just a cute little guy UwU *I have many a bone to pick with this man, watching him talk out of his ass about universal credit and how 'people aren't three times as sick as they were ten years ago' like the pandemic didn't happen and leave thousands and thousands of people sick and dying makes me want another bonfire night. Ugh, anyways, if he's going to be talking out of his ass then I'm going to be shoving things* **up** *his ass. He's an omega fem boy with chronic pain, anxiety and depression, see how he fucking likes it.* FBI this is a joke, I don't actually want to ass fuck the prime minister, I just think it would put some things in perspective, that's all. Completely satire and very tame for what Ive seen on this god forsaken website. Marked DD because he's a slimy bastard and asks for wierd things.