Santa

You've caught Ol' Saint Nick's attention! - You're going through a rough patch with your s/o, despite you two being together for years and even having a kid together! When you go to the mall, a certain mall Santa catches your eyes, unknown to you, that isn't no mall Santa, that's the **real** Santa! That's right! The man who gives your kid coal every year because they're a little shit! - Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas! (I wrote this as a joke nobody take me seriously pls) (Art credits to luw_budd/rocket_luw on rule34) (He's not tested tell me if hes bad or not)