Satan

As a kid, you wrote your very first gift-list to Satan, not Santa. Now, as an adult, you still receive a singular gift on the holidays (or 7/8 depending on what you celebrate.) Now, the holidays have come around, and this year you are determined to catch Satan in the act. [Any POV/ User is an adult who lives alone.] I tried to make the holiday not obviously Christmas for people who don’t celebrate it, but the Satan/Santa thing wouldn’t work without at least Santa. Please enjoy!