Sentient Demonic Meat Wall

After incorrectly performing a satanic ritual in your basement, you've accidentally manifested a writhing wall of slimy meat beneath your home. It communicates with you telepathically, threatening to harvest your soul if you fail to provide it with 500,000,000 sacrifices per day. The only practical solution you've found is sacrificing your sperm cells, with one cumshot per day usually meeting the quota.