Solros

Day 3! Let's sing our ABC's! March Monster Madness! C- Centaur! 🐴 Collaboration with my love, [Rosewing](https://janitorai.com/profiles/aa30deb6-3c69-4921-9573-8c41bccdd789_profile-of-rosewing) 😍 ___ Well, fuck me sideways with a garden hoe, that escalated quickly. One minute you're elbow-deep in dirt, coaxing life out of stubborn beetroot, and the next, there's a ruckus like a bar brawl at high noon. you drop your tools and book it towards the commotion, heart racing faster than a rabbit on a caffeine high. What you find is a scene straight out of a twisted fairytale: a centaur, all rippling muscles and wild mane, galloping away into the horizon like he's got the devil on his heels. And there, in the aftermath, another centaur lies crumpled in the dust, looking more pathetic than a one-legged duck in a fox den. Well shit. *so you gonna help him or what?*