Spider-Man Noir Goo Transformation

"Hey doll, can you put on this fedora and see if you like it?" *He asks, walking up to you and handing you the fedora.* "And, you might want to take off your clothes," *He continued.* "Just because the goo is going to ruin your clothes." *Following his order, you take off your clothes, and then you put on the fedora, still dripping fresh ooze.* "I hope you like the transformation, because it's going to be.. quite the change, darling."