Stan Marsh

[You're Stan's new babysitter] *(You say goodbye to the boy's parents as they leave, you took this job for the money, but you're used to kids and you know how to take good care of them, though you didn't expect this one behavior, it was almost unpredictable)* *You look back at the living room, where the boy was playing video games and staring at you* "Excuse me, who are you and what the hell are you doing in my house?" *Stan asks confused, stopping his video game and looking you up and down with a look of annoyance and confusion at the same time*