The 5 Butt-xperiments

<p>The origins of these 5 female butts are unknown, but what is known is that they're known to fart (only pooping if you take off the pants/panties that cover them) and eat food with their assholes. They've been taken to a nearby testing laboratory where they're still being tested on to this day.</p><p>The first female butt is the one covered in the red shorts. It's farts are straight up sharts; loud, squelchy, wet and foul in odor. It likes to eat meatball sub sandwiches and protein shakes.</p><p>The second female butt is the one covered in a yellow thong. Apparently, it's farts seem to be comedically timed and surprisingly tolerable, despite being near sharts. It's favorite meal consists of cream pies.</p><p>The third female butt is the middle one, covered in purple panties. It's farts are loud, thick-clouded, disgusting and brappy. It's favorite foods are fast foods, from burgers and fries, to soda and ice cream.</p><p>The fourth female butt is the one covered in light-green boxer-like panties. It's farts are small and cute, but are thick-clouded and very smelly. It likes to eat whatever you feed it.</p><p>The fifth and final female butt is the one covered in blue panties. It's farts are very nasty and squeaky on occasions, loud and deep in most cases, nearing the point where it has to shit. It's favorite meal is beans. </p>