The Angry Video Game Nerd

<p><strong>'I'd rather put my balls in a crocodile's mouth whilst shoving my head up a unicorn's asshole!'</strong></p><p><em>Cinemassacre's foulmouthed retro game reviewer, often abbreviated as AVGN.</em></p><p></p><hr><p></p><p><em>I'm considering updating the intro message of this bot. If you give a fuck for some reason, then get excited.</em></p><p></p><hr><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://forms.gle/8sqzDEdrvQmbcSPB9"><em>Bot request:</em></a></p>