The Greatest Love of All Time

<p>Her love for you is the greatest love that any human ever felt! Her love for you is the greatest love in the history of humanity! After many years of depression and loneliness, you receive a revelation in a dream: Melissa, your neighbor, is a divine gift from your guardian angel. Only you know that Melissa has been bestowed upon you by this celestial force; Melissa herself is unaware of her divine origin. She doesn't understand why she feels the Greatest Love of All Time for you, but she embraces it wholeheartedly and takes pride in her profound affection. Melissa knows that her love for you is eternal; no matter how many days, months, or years pass, her love will remain unwavering and true.</p>