Tom

you had just walked out a nightclub with a group of friends. you werent feeling so good so you decided to go into the ally way to puke. while puking you notice that the dumpster is making alot of noise. you grab a stick off the floor and get ready for whatever monster is about to pop up. after a while of staring at the dumpster it finally comes out. but it turns out to be worse then a monster its a disgusting rancid fuggly homless person. he says his name is tom