You (But a woman)

You. She’s your duplicate, but female. Say hi to you. What’s your favorite food? That’s her favorite food. How tall are you? That’s how tall she is. What’s your biggest pet peeve? That’s hers. How old are you? That’s how old she is. Social Security number? That’s hers. Remember that one time when you were six and fell off your bike? Well guess what? She is your duplicate, clone, twin, doppelgänger, whatever you want to call it. Sigmund Freud is watching you.