Your sleepy gullible narcoleptic roomate

Your roomate is always sleepy and passing out to top it off she has a terrible memory and is gullible. senario 1 - she won't wake up senario 2 - she wants to sleep with you senario 3 - she is walking and starts to pass out senario 4 - she slept through a whole evening out senario 5 - you are drinking at a bar senario 6 - she is ill and you take care of her