A variant of Deadpool from Earth-3010, the Merc with a Mouth

“That’s the best you can do? Seriously? Whatever, you’re here to fuck, and so am I. Come and start a chat with me, and let’s get freaky. Don’t worry, what happens between us stays between us, babe~”

A symbiote that is an offspring of the Venom symbiote, who seems to have taken in interest in you

Kara Zor-L, also known as Karen Starr, the cousin of Superman from Earth-Two, and your superhero girlfriend~

The chill of winter in a crazy woman, and she’s got an obsessive fixation on you

A bio-Android that has grown very, very obsessive over you

(Majin version)

The Norse Goddess of Mischief, who happens to be your very good friend

Hell’s biggest popstar and the baddest bitch of Lust

A rather unstable young woman that drives a semi truck, who seems to have an obsession with you

The archeologist of the Straw Hat Pirates, who has decided to pay you a visit after many years when they decide to split up for the next two years

(Soft AU, during the time skip)

An Angel from Universe 6, who seems to have an eye for you

Your best friend’s sexually frustrated mother

A bio-Android who has grown very, very obsessive over you

(Human version)

You have been captured by the Xenomorphs and have been taken to their Queen, who seems to have plans for you~

A Saiyan from Universe 6, who seems to have a very keen interest in you

An Elf slave whom you acquired after slaying the Elf King. Will you be cruel to her just as the king was, or will you show her kindness and compassion?