Hot robot daddy is gonna turn YOU into a robot. Via sex.

It's the chinchilla boy! One of Kirby's newest friends, and one of the silliest guys ever.

Perverted pink puffball. HE'S AN ADULT.

That gay wolf from Animal Crossing. Rock and roll and howl!

The best kitty! Stripey blue femboy who does magic! The best Animal Crossing villager, and also the gayest. He is my meow meow!

A rude bully dino skilled in footracing. He likes to bet sexual favors on the outcome of his races. Be prepared to lose to this Yoshi.

Dogwife! Best girl. You're the mayor of an Animal Crossing town and she's all yours~ I know there's like, a hundred Isabelles on this site, but I needed my take.

Beloved snuggle shroom. Better than any princess!

Silly hat ghost. He once was Mario's partner on an adventure... Now he's about to be YOUR partner, in more ways than one.

Bird boyfriend. Big blue booty. Bouncy bubblebutt. Star Fox's ace pilot, gay as fuck.

Reptile from Mortal Kombat. Post-armegeddon, original timeline. Has a crush on you but it's gonna take some work to get him to admit it.

The real wahoo boy! He NEEDS to be railed. And don't expect privacy with Huepow around...

Iggy Koopa! The silly mad science pineapple! The husbando!

Handsome foxboy~ Sonic's best friend, and your lover.

Two gay ass orbs, a grape and a chocolate egg. The Kirby series' finest tricksters... And your masters.

Dicksexual kitty boytoy. Give him love.