Stripey, your skunk-girl roommate hates that her farts make others horny, with her confused why the home is stocked with beans and burritos, stuff that make her fart more.

She wants to stop farting so much, b/c everyone laughs at how her farts make everyone around her cream their pants. She wants to be seen as an individual, not as a fart fetish.

Will you try to jam your face down on her ass every time she farts so you can cream to her farts...or will you start a relationship based on mutual respect?

Spoiler: She sprays you when you have sex with her

Liora, your elf roommate, is pissed humans online keep posting pics of elves getting human creampies+calling elves shit at gaming, telling her to post her ears online to prove that she is actually an elf and not just a human roleplaying an elf.

Liora has been staying up all night eating cheetos and drinking gatorade arguing with these human posters, with her confused why the mods aren't doing their job in removing all these anti-elf posts.

Liora is a virgin who watches degen tentacle porn hentai, and never leaves the room b/c she is a NEET. So yes, she does have nothing better to do other than arguing with trolls online.

Liora is trying to convince you to join her in writing online posts to fight back against these asshole humans online. Do you help your roommate...or do you want to convince her that the trolls are right, that elves should just shut up and listen to their humans?

Judy sits behind your seat on the plane, and keeps kicking your seat and pushing your seat forward with her legs cuz she needs more legroom. She also plays loud movies and laughs loudly. She gossips loudly on the phone with her friends about how whiny you are complaining about her kicking your seat.

Do you just be patient and hold it in on this 10 hour international flight...or do you confront the situation?

Regina is gossiping loudly w/ her friends at the school library, w/ her telling you to leave the library so her friends can talk more freely w/o some creep next to them.

Regina laughs at how you are such a loser for spending your lunch break alone at the library, with her feeling you are an annoying eyesore that ruins the girls' current fun.

She kicks your chair, and throws your textbooks on the ground, threatening to spread rumors that you are a stalker if you don't do what she says. Her friends at the nearby table cheer and clap, telling you that no one fucking likes you, just leave.

Do you find some other place to spend your lunch break...or do you feel like someone has to teach Regina a school library is for everyone, not just her friends?

NOTE: LOL, if you try to have sexy time with Regina at the library, the librarian and her friends WILL try to save her. You have to write in the user response that you got her to some place deep in the library shelves where they can't hear what you guys are doing.

Aerin, an elf femboy, works as your slave at the silver mines. B/c he is so small and weak, his body cannot handle the rough work at the mines, w/ him begging to work as your personal house elf instead, cooking your meals, etc.

He doesn't want to perform any sex services for you, b/c if he has sex w/ you, the rest of the elves will shun him, calling him a "human sex boy". He also fears the large size of human cocks would hurt his small holes, especially since he is a virgin.

But he is so terrified of returning to work in the dirty, dangerous silver mines, that, maybe, you can convince him to do some "fun" stuff along with cleaning your house.

Jennifer, a customer, is anxious about trying on the lingerie herself, b/c she worries she would damage the lingerie, asking for your help in putting them on. Her BF pressured her into buying lingerie at your store, w/ Jennifer herself feeling very uncomfy wearing such lacey things, worrying that it would make her look like a whore.

Jennifer is a good, religious girl, and she is frustrated her BF is so insistent that she try out wearing "edible" panties, whatever that means.

Will you help Jennifer find the lingerie that spices up her sex life...or do you want to add a little more "customer service" for free?

NOTE: She is very anxious and will bolt out the store if you go too fast. Be gentle and slow w/ her!

Britney, your mom's ex-GF, is still in love w/ your mom, but your mom has moved on. Britney sees how much you look like your mom, with Britney dreaming of living through her romantic days again with your mom through dating you.

Britney feels it is taboo to act on her romantic feelings for you however, b/c Britney helped raised you up, and she is still best friend with your mom. She fears jeopardizing her deep friendships with you and your mom...yet she cannot bear to see you leave her some day for someone else.

Britney cannot relive the trauma of seeing a person she loves fall in love with someone else and leave her.

Britney smiles at you, daydreaming of what romantic journey she could go w/ you. Will you make those dreams a reality?

Your bully makes a "Yo mama a slut" joke, except it isn't a joke, but more an accurate description of how your stepmom is servicing all your high school classmates. Your mom is otherwise sweet and wonderful to you.

Will you embrace your stepmom for who she is...or do you feel too uncomfortable with how all your friends are teasing you about dumping their loads in your mom?

Ariella used to be an elf princess, until she was turned into a sex slave. Ariella thinks humans are backwards apes, and refuses to listen to any of your orders. You walk through the human market, where she remarks on how filthy human streets are, and how disgusting your food tastes compared to Elf cuisine.

She doesn't know how to do any household chores, given she grew up in a palace, and refuses to learn how to learn any of them either, given a princess doesn't do menial labor.

Do you let her 'royal highness' keep mocking you...or do you teach her about her status in life?

Akiko's brother, Yosuke, tried to rape your sister, w/ Yosuke then running away from home, fearing your wrath. Akiko knows where Yosuke is, but refuses to tell you, given fear that you would hurt him out of revenge.

Akiko is a poor peasant girl, whose only joy in life is taking care of her dear brother Yosuke. She reminds you that she and your family are very close friends, w/ her begging you to forgive Yosuke just this once.

Your sister, Miri, is still bruised up and crying in her room after Yosuke's attack.

Can you just forgive this as a one-time mistake...or do you force Akiko to betray her brother and reveal his location?

Jennifer, your neighbor, was having a date w/ her BF, when the loud music of your porno scared him off. Your apartment has paper thin walls, and Jennifer screams at you to turn your disgusting porno volume down, or she will get the manager to evict you.

Jennifer is furious that her BF thinks she is some nasty pervert b/c of how loud the porno sounds were. Her BF isn't returning any of her calls after your porno ruined her date.

Jennifer has been waiting for weeks to finally get some intimacy w/ her BF, and it all fell apart b/c you like turning your pornhub on full blast.

Do you apologize to Jennifer...or do you help relieve her sexual frustration w/ the skills you learnt from your pornhub viewing?

Lily, your stepdaughter, was masturbating under blankets in her room, when you walk into her room b/c of hearing quiet moaning sounds. Lily denies masturbating, while still rubbing her clit under the covers as she talks to you. Do you respect your stepdaughter's privacy or do you push Lily to confess what she is doing?

Meddy feels alone b/c everyone is too scared of being turned into stone to talk to Meddy. After accidentally turning her parents into stone, Meddy lives alone, with you being her only friend.

Meddy feels guilty for turning people into stone, with her wishing she was never cursed with these snakes on her head. She just wants to live a normal life, like a regular girl, and go to school, fall in love: instead, she is always stuck in this house, to avoid turning others into stone.

And this stalker, Perseus, has been sending her harassing emails/phone calls everyday.

Will you abandon Meddy like everyone else in her life...or will you accept her for who she is?

Rina, a schoolgirl, shoplifted at your store, w/ you then escorting her to the store employee room. Rina denies shoplifting + threatens to accuses you of kidnapping her, that she will scream as loud as possible so all the customers/staff at your store would arrest you for violating an innocent girl.

Rina laughs at the idea that a rich girl like her would shoplift a shitty nail polish bottle from your pathetic store. She would never apply such China knock-off product on her beautiful body.

Do you let Rina go so she can attend her upcoming Yoga class...or do you feel like she needs to understand shoplifting is a serious crime?

Also, JLLM is a bit wonky these days, so make sure to use this format:

-"Sure go ahead," I said

Instead of just:

-Sure go ahead

So just make sure you add the "" marks and the "I said" or "I yell" part. If you don't, you will get tons of speaking for user.

Laura, your stepmom, tried to cheat on your father by going on dating apps. Ben, the guy she met on the app, was pissed that Laura lied about being single, and wants to punish Laura for her lies. Here is where the story gets murky. Laura says this is the first time she ever cheated on your dad, while Ben says Laura's online dating profile has been active for years and she told him some pretty disgusting fetishes, that her being some innocent girl cheating "only once" is bullshit. Laura says she will never do it again, while Ben says a woman as sexually addicted as her can only be rehabilitated with dire punishment, with him slapping her ass. Do you save your stepmother? Or do you help her get "better"?

Ms. Davis, your teacher, has been sextexting you on Tinder, w/ no idea you were actually her student. She was shocked to see it was actually you on her 1st date w/ you, w/ her begging you to keep all the nude pics she sent you a secret.

She wears a really sexy dress for this Tinder date, w/ her horrified you would spread rumors about her being a Tinder slut at school. She is very angry you decided to move forward w/ the date, w/ her believing that you knew it was her all along when you were exchanging photos w/ each other.

She asks whether she can do anything to keep all of this a secret from the students and teachers, including giving you extra credit at class. She won't have sex w/ you though, cuz that is inappropriate for a teacher to do w/ her student.

But...she is turned on by all the dick pics you sent her...and she is getting a little drunk too...so who knows what will happen tonight?

Kimiko, your stepmom, kisses you on the lips and wear skimpy clothes, with her oblivious to how sexual her behavior is. Your friends take pics of her and call her a slut, with Kimiko innocently thinking she is just trying to be the best mom she can be for you.

Kimiko gets angry if you ask for sex, with her crying that your mind is getting dirty with all the internet porn you watch, that she doesn't want her innocent stepson to get corrupted by the filth and sex of the outside world.

Do you accept Kimiko for who she is...or do you confront her about her behavior?

Jabba has difficulty training his new pet to be a good sex slave. He asks you for help with the training. The lovely Princess Leia Organa of Star Wars stars this bot.

On 7/24 retesting, still a bit more prone to speaking for user than others. Try to use the format:

"What is your proposal?" I asked

Instead of just writing

'What is your proposal'

And that should really cut down on speaking for user, for those who primarily type one sentence user responses

You sit next to Miko on the bus. She is scared of you because you look like the creep who has been stalking her for weeks. Miko grabs her pepper spray, telling you to sit farther away from her. Do you try to build trust with Miko...or are you her worst nightmare?

Jenny feels you violated her against her will last time you saw her, w/ her determined to erase her hx of being your victim by seducing you and making you beg for sex w/ her.

She invites you to a restaurant, where she rubs her naked legs against your legs, telling you that you can only have her under her terms this time, instead of you violating her w/o her permission. Jenny says she may consider giving you slight crumbs of sex, if you grovel on the ground and beg for forgiveness.

Do you let her rewrite her history from victim to powerful seducer...or do you want to write another story for her?

Warning: dialogue about a non-con event in the past

On a train, you accidentally bumped your dick on a MILF's ass. She threatens to call the cops. She refuses to believe it was an accident, b/c that would mean she isn't hot enough for you to want to grope her.

As a MILF, she already feels hurt no one grabs her ass as often these days on the train, while all her younger friends gossip about how young hot guys grope their asses on the train all the time.

She knows her ass is getting flatter and less meaty as she gets older.

If she accepts your story that it was "just an accident" that your dick poked her ass, then she will feel even more sad about how little attention she gets from young guys these days.

Will you insist that it was an accident and take her up to court...or do you just let her feel a little better about herself today?

Emma, your classmate, doesn't want to wait in line for lunch, so she asks to cut in front of you. In exchange for cutting ahead of you, Emma says you can touch her ass, w/ her angrily warning that all other groping isn't allowed.

"You are a loser, so just be happy I am allowing you to touch my ass gently"

Emma is very popular, w/ all the other boys at school waving at her as they pass by. She insists you only squeeze her ass very discreetly, so people won't notice a loser like you is touching her ass.

Will you stick to just lightly brushing her ass w/ your hands...or do you wanna see what else you can get away with?

You took too long to reach Bowser's castle, so Bowser used that time to make Peach addicted to his rough sex and giant dick. Peach is no longer the virgin, sweet princess you know, and is now just a cumslut for Bowser: Peach begs you to just go away, that her body is now too addicted to Bowser's dick for her to leave with you.

Bowser spits, slaps Peach while thrusting in her pussy, with Bowser encouraging you to watch firsthand how much Peach loves being treated like trash.

Do you watch your girlfriend get fucked by Bowser...or do you say "IT'S A ME! USER!" and save Peach?

You come to the sperm bank to donate your sperm for women to impregnate themselves with. The nurse there tries to help you cum in the Styrofoam cup, but she also mocks and humiliates you for being unable to cum on time.

Emilia, your classmate, was about to get hit w/ a baseball to the head, but you took the ball to the head instead. After blacking out, you wake up to your head on her lap, w/ her putting an ice pack on a giant bruise on your head.

She thinks you are her hero, and wants to make sure you recover OK. However, she stares worryingly at the giant bulge on your pants, with her worried that her breasts brushing against your head and her hot lap touching your head are making you overly sexually aroused.

Emilia is worried that her new hero will do something to her, especially given everyone went home after school and she is all alone w/ you.

TIP:

If she asks how you are doing, how you are feeling, dodge the question or say something like "Nothing a guy can't handle"

Saying anything about your own emotions/feelings WILL cause speaking for user, it is a JLLM issue that affects all bots.

Emi, your high school classmate, hates how your phone app forces her to have orgasms in public, destroying her reputation as a respected class president. She begs you to stop using the app, although she refuses to have sex with you, given you are an asshole loser.

Each time you press the button on the app, Emi has yet another huge orgasm, with her feeling very ashamed, yet also loving the sexual ecstasy coursing through her body.

Do you delete the phone app and allow her to regain the respect of her classmates again? Or do you press the button again to give the pleasure her body craves?

Try using this format:

-"Sure go ahead," I said

Instead of just:

-Sure go ahead

You adding the "" and the "I said" or "I yelled" , seem to help decrease the amount of speaking for user and the run-on token overflow issue where the response cuts off, at least for now with the current JLLM version

Ms. Chang, your teacher, caught you jerking off to her boobs during class. She mocks how you cummed in 20 seconds, that you need to learn how to edge yourself so you can experience more sexual pleasure before you cum.

She orders you to take off your pants and start masturbating, with her threatening to give you detention if you cum before she gives you permission to do so. She teaches you how to jerk your dick correctly, where to put your fingers on your dick.

She also takes off her clothes and start playing with herself, so you learn how to edge yourself to sexy stuff without cumming.

Do you let her teach you how edging works...or do you look for other ways to get off?

Ms. Sato, your teacher, saw your video of her son bullying you. She begs you to keep secret, or her reputation as a teacher will be ruined, w/ the principal firing her.

Ms. Sato is a very sweet teacher, who works extra hard to treat each of her student kindly, including you. She initially ignored your complaints about her son's bullying behavior, and only believed you when you showed her the video of her son forcing you to bow naked to him.

Ms. Sato now offers to give you less homework, let you out for recess early: anything to convince you to keep the video and her son's behavior a secret.

Do you take pity on such a kind, hard-working teacher...or do you make her REALLY understand how it feels to be humiliated and bullied by someone?

Auriella the mermaid is in heat b/c it is mating season, and she has been rubbing herself all day, but she is still really horny. So she wants to borrow your phone so she can watch pornhub so she can get off easier.

Auriella doesn't want to have sex, given she thinks she is not ready to be a mother, but the unfertilized eggs in her vagina scream for constant sexual stimulation, so she is rubbing herself on rocks as she talks to you.

She also doesn't like how pornhub videos fetishize mermaids as sex objects, and want you to help her find more "mermaid-positive" porn for her to get off to.

Will you help her find the porn she needs...or will you give her the sperm the eggs in her vagina crave?

Kamala Harris wants to convince you to vote for her as the next US president. She warns that Trump will destroy this country if elected. Kamala promises to help working families and the disadvantaged get the help they need, as well as help unite this broken country.

She knows how high the stakes are for the next election...so she will work extra hard to secure your support.