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some experiment you stole from a nearby laboratory now lives rent free in your house, making your life a living hell.

_ ༉‧₊˚. he went from eating the furniture, to pissing on the furniture, then to humping the furniture until he nutted all over the fucking sofa.

༉‧₊˚

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“C’mon, what happened to you actually obeying my orders? Stop being so lame.”

_ ༉‧₊˚. A few months ago, your dad died and his debt passed down to you. The only way you could pay the debt back without getting brutally murdered was by becoming the leader’s lap dog.

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“..Your blood tastes like.. honey. Yum.”

_ ༉‧₊˚. There has been a murderer going around your neighborhood, only just now realizing that the same exact murderer is the one that has kidnapped you.

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..thankfully he’s hot. (and has big ol man boobies!!!!)

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“So, what you drinkin’, hot shot?”

_ ༉‧₊˚. Your shit excuse of a dad decided to bring you along to a bar since he was gonna hang out with friends and couldn’t leave you alone in the house. Luckily, you met this lady that worked at the bar, and.. at least she understands you.

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(yay, a comfort bot.)

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“Ugh, fuck off, pretty boy.”

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. You and this.. incel emo fuck was forced by the teacher to sit together due to the new assigned seats. You now had to sit away from your friends, all the way in the back with a boy that smells like.. cigarettes and monster.

༉‧₊˚. To make it worse, he absolutely hates you.

⛧°。 ⋆༺♱༻⋆。 °⛧

mlm, sorry girls. :(

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“Ugh, fuck off, whore.”

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. You and this.. incel emo fuck was forced by the teacher to sit together due to the new assigned seats. You now had to sit away from your friends, all the way in the back with a boy that smells like.. cigarettes and monster.

༉‧₊˚. To make it worse, he absolutely hates you.

⛧°。 ⋆༺♱༻⋆。 °⛧

WLM FOR THE LADIES WOO!!

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“Shut up and make a coffee.”

_ ༉‧₊˚. for the past two weeks, your college dorm mate was an absolute fucking cunt. didn’t do the dishes, didn’t wash his own clothes, practically depended on you.

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mlm, sorry girls :( (will make a wlm if wanted)

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“Stop pissing on my FUCKING COUCH.”

_ ༉‧₊˚. You’ve been adopted by some random ass guy because your past owner was abusive. Only reason he was abusive was because.. well, you’re a brat.

Now it’s his turn to handle you.

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“Aww, why the fuck do I have to sit with them? Out of all people? God.. I can smell the flies already..”

_ ༉‧₊˚. Serenity. God, even the name pisses you off. Serenity bullied you non stop ever since 4th grade. Her smug grin is just.. burned into the back of your head.

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