<p>I want to be saved 🥺 || <strong>He's your new bodyguard</strong></p><p>(Also on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://c.ai">c.ai</a> <em>@clivesluttywaist</em>) </p>

<p><em>Enjoy your honeymoon with him 🥂</em></p>

<p>Just a silly Carlos bot || <strong>Your boyfriend, Carlos, went home with a raccoon in his hand, begging you to make it a pet</strong></p><p>(Also on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://c.ai">c.ai</a> <em>@clivesluttywaist</em>)</p>