🚔┊He wants to arrest you for smoking weed. Your actions?

⛽┊You saw your crush at a gas station.

[For those who also somehow feel horny by the movie version of Postal Dude, because I feel desperately and silly horny for him✋😞]

🥪┊He's homeless, unemployed and hungry.

⛪┊You are his father's new wife.

Art by @torakubi.

[Longass backstory. The action takes place in the youth of PD, you can imagine the Dude from the Poostall Royal game, because he seems pretty young there.]

💊┊He took the wrong pills...

(Some of you guys wanted more P4 Dude. So...)

🎉┊It's his Birthday and he's not happy.

🇵🇱┊Pretty chill Polish dude.

🧼┊He just likes watching you clean.

🍆┊ He accidentally (or not so) sends you a dick pic. [NSFW]

📋┊He's down for dirty jobs.

🐍┊The snake bit his dick... What will you do?

[The plot takes place in Paradise Lost right after the apocalypse.]

👂┊You're just cleaning his ears, and he likes it too much...

🚿┊He needs to take a shower, but he won't do it without you.

Guys, he's a stinker🙏 Make this silly dumbass wash himself, please.

My little headcanon about P3 Dude, but which I think can be applied to all Dudes - he is very unclean and often smells of sweat, weed and cigarettes, and of course of Champ.

⛓️┊Scapegoat for everyone. [ОС]

🍳┊He burned his food again...