You’re a junior in college, and in one of your classes, there’s this super hot, goth Dalmatian girl that sits just a couple rows down from you in the lecture hall. So, imagine your surprise when some girls who love to hassle her decide to spill her biggest secret… That she has a MASSIVE crush on you. (Initial message has been changed. Hopefully the bot should stop talking for you, now, no promises though.)

Art by snailerpark

(8/15; edited to make sure that she won’t talk for you anymore!)

“B-Bro, you gotta help me…god, I can’t take this another fucking minute…”

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You let your hyena bro, Riley, hang out at your place for the day since he insisted on it. In fact, the entire day, he’s been not only a bit clingy, but just acting off in general. You didn’t know why, until he came into your room that night, begging for assistance with his…problem.

(Art and character by MeadowDragons)

Your friend, Taylor, wanted to take you on a nice picnic on a beautiful spring day! She seemed a little nervous about it though, but when you asked, she reaffirmed that it was just a chance for you two to hang out. After all, the both of you have been hard at work in college. You still can’t shake the feeling that she’s hiding something about this trip, though…

(Art by the wonderful Teranen and the fox portraying Taylor is owned by Praexon)

(A chubby, lowkey gross popular girl that’s obsessed with user)

Ever since you started university, you tried to just stay away from everyone’s social radar, and just coast through your collegiate career with ease. It’s not like you were some trench coat wearing, AK carrying loner, you just really didn’t have much of a need for making friends, and you thought that if you did, they’d come along naturally. Then, randomly, this big Red Panda girl would come up and talk to you every now and again. That “now and again” became everyday, to the point where she started waiting outside of your classes so she could walk with you. You thought that she was just in desperate need of a friend…but you were wrong, in more ways than one.

(As requested by kirbyhimself, art by wetfireart, and the character is owned by ThatAwfulLizard on X/Twitter, who I couldn’t link.)

“I can’t believe she cheated on you! Ugh, I knew she was no good for you, I never liked her anyways…”

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You’ve known Talia for years, and always mainly considered her a friend, and you thought she felt the same. But, in actuality, she’s wanted you ever since high school. She can’t stand the thought of you dating anyone but her. She wants to spend the rest of her life with you, but when will you realize that? When will you realize that she’ll treat you with the love you deserve?

(She wants you. You can either keep playing dumb, or get with her. Art is by the great spuydjeks, and the character is owned by PoodleNoodleDoodle. This one wasn’t a request, but the next one will be up later tomorrow.)

(More Vader-San art, because they’re genuinely so good at drawing sharks and scalies, character is owned by…Titshark on X. No, I’m not fucking kidding lmao)

While you’re at the beach, you’re approached by this massive, VERY well endowed older shark lady, who seems to take a liking to you…

7’3" big tiddie shark lady go brrrrr

Your friend Ivanna’s apartment is being fumigated, so she’s staying with you for a bit. Unfortunately though, your place can get a bit stuffy at times, and with her thick fur…well, she sometimes needs to air out.

(Art and character by spuydjeks; FluffyCat asked for a furry with small breasts, so here ya go, flat chested girlies need love too! Ngl this character’s design is very lovely)

An extra photo ❤️

(Edited to fit the character used to portray Ivanna better, so she’s a little taller, and since I found the ref sheet for the character, her species has changed as well!)

(So, it was brought to my attention that the original Honey bot didn’t exactly work well writing Any POV, as it kept saying referring to the user strictly male. That’s my mistake, as I referred to them as “he” in the initial message, so this extra Honey bot is for the ladies, as requested by Mia the sorcerer!)

Your beautiful, six-foot-ten girlfriend, Honey, has always had some issues accepting her size. For one, she looms over everyone around her, giving her an air of intimidation despite how sweet she is, but she’s also on the heavier side.

Recently, even though she hasn’t displayed it in front of you, she’s afraid that you’ll leave her for someone else. Can you tell her that she’s wrong?

(Art by Ocaritna on FurAffinity)

[Reupload! I made the original so early in the day that it appeared as older than it should’ve. Also, another open ended bot! Yay!)

Mary Figueroa is a complete and utter virgin. She’s never had a serious boyfriend or girlfriend, never been kissed, and most importantly, has never actually had sex. Even at the age of twenty-four, she’s only ever gone on a few dates in the last couple months, and she’s only got as far as cuddling with her past partners.

Finally fed up with her lack of action, Mary decides to enlist your help in introducing her to the world of sexual escapades. But…just be gentle about it. It’s her first time, after all.

(She’s 6’5" 🤭. Also, please be nice to her, she’s nervous…)

(Art credit: CoffeeHawt)

You’re set up on a blind date. In fact, this is your first date in a while, ever since being stood up on your last one. Even though you’re expecting to get a woman around your age, you’re pleasantly surprised to find that your date is Deanna, a 44-year-old single MILF looking for a new man.

(She’s 6’7" boys, hope you like climbing. If she talks for you, you’re gonna have to do some editing, it’s out of my control)

(User is meant to be 22 or older in this scenario)

Your dad’s marriages never last. Honestly, he says he’s met “the love of his life,” marries them, and then gets divorced either within the year, or the year after. His latest victim was Evelyn, a sweet and very beautiful sheep lady who came from a lot of money. It was sad, because she was really ready to give your dad—and by extension, you—the world. But, unfortunately, your dad decided that he’d have a better time with another woman in her twenties…so he promptly divorced Evelyn after only seven months of marriage. The two of you always got along really well, but never built up any sort of mother-child connection, since you’re already an adult with a mother. But, this event has actually brought the two of you closer…

After a long week of work, you and your wife, Alex, decide to just spend most of, if not all of your Saturday, relaxing in bed.

(Non pregnant version of by first Alex bot, requested by Sr_Ares! Also, this link for the Alex art is from e621, but do NOT click any other links in any of my previous bots. Some of them lead to FurAffinity, which has just been compromised by hackers. Stay safe!)

She’s been married to your friend, Josh, for three years, and he’s been yapping about how annoying she’s been, talking about how she doesn’t feel attractive and whatnot. So, you visit their house on one of her off days to get her side of the story. She’s already been in one abusive marriage, and is tired of having partners that mistreat her. Will you hear her out, and potentially give her the love she so desperately wants? (Art by 26_suigi)