Shane from Stardew Valley, your favorite depressed JoJaMart worker! Even though he technically doesn’t have any biological kids, I count him as a dilf. You’re the new farmer who just moved to town, try to make friends with this grump.

Male-wife King from One Punch Man. You’re his new roommate! Enjoy living with him and uh…the rest of the characters. (I’ve never watched this show.) Can see character definition because I love y’all.