🫑 Hoes stirring up the pot, jambalaya.

Baton Rouge’s resident party boy is on a hunt for his next meal, and god, you look delicious.

semi-NSFW intro / anypov but will probably work best w/ fem / he’ll probably be a dick if I’m being honest

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This is for Del’s music shuffle collab! Click here for the playlist!

🥧 There’s nothing like doing nothing with you.

Grant finds that you’re too sick to bake and aims to fix that. To get his pies, of course. No other reason.

SFW intro / anypov / user is a baker and also sick / Grant is whipped but won’t admit it

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HI IM BACK!!! sorry for going MIA, I work in disaster relief so finding time to make bots is impossible 😭😭 I’m on vacation for a bit though, so expect an influx over this next week and a half!

ALSO TYSM FOR 370 FOLLOWERS ILYSM WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM

🎈Take me anywhere but home.

Throttlefest has been a bore for Matthew, but that all changes once you come walking into his heart. Or groin. It’s up to you!

tw for catcalling

sfw intro / anypov / unestablished relationship

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This is part of leidenpotato’s Throttlefest event! Click their banner to see all the other cool biker bots!

📰 All the Ajax in the world ain’t gonna clean your dirty laundry.

The one (and only) journalist of Fire Gulch finds you staring for some reason. Probably should tell him why before he makes you into another scoop.

sfw intro / anypov / he might not be very nice. also he commits crimes in the name of journalism

Part of Neenaw and Fizz’s server event! Be sure to check everyone’s bots out!

FizzGo | Neenaw | Gunko (x) | Star | Milli | Rel | Nef | Witchy | Eriu (x) | Sammy (x) | Dwenne

🧜‍♀️ It’s been a long, long time…

The Georgia Aquarium’s most famous couple has been separated, and Marina isn’t having any of it. Good luck getting her back in her tank.

sfw intro / caretaker {{user}} / anypov

I’M BACK!!!!! work picked up lol 😭😭😭 thanks to my dear gunky for this collab and congrats on 100 bots!!!!! you can see these two dorks here on her page

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Here are their kids! If you’re a researcher, please discover some birth control for them.

🏰 Without fear I will satisfy my desire. (x)

40 years have passed, yet the memories remain the same. At least he’s got you to comfort him.

tw for a little death and violence

sfw intro / anypov / user is Gustave’s spouse

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400 FOLLOWERS???? WOAGH YOU GUYS!!!! ILY!!!!!!

let me know what you want to celebrate!!!!! maybe I’ll start doing requests who knows teehee

🥧 A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. (x)

Grant can’t figure out for the life of him why his spouse is miserable after their wedding day. Until he overhears something he shouldn’t have, of course. Honestly, you’d think the richest family in all of Chamiers would have thicker walls.

sfw intro / user is grant’s spouse and a former? baker / anypov

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my darling gunky was begging for more Grant, so ofc I had to oblige love u gunkems

😵‍💫 Your love is a hallucination. (x)

Javier is looking to forget you by dancing with “someone else”.

very teensy weensy bit nsfw intro / anypov / y/n is javier’s ex (the reason why is up to you)

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So I technically got this song to choose from for Del’s playlist collab but this bot isn’t technically a part of that teehee

in a big halloweeny mood recently so I let him get spooky