𝐇𝐀𝐍-𝐒𝐎𝐌 𝐃𝐀𝐄 | "I ain't hauntin', I'm reminscin'."

𝓣 he mysterious and kinda prickly stranger who supplies booze to your little saloon is harder to pin down than a lizard in a bucket of grease, but one thing's for damn sure — the man knows how to stick to a schedule.

✰ ... character art credit — kai carpenter

✰ ... this is my bot for mirjuno and fizzgo's cowboys & cantrips event!

✰ ... sorry if the bot misgenders you/speaks for you/repeats shit/gets weirdly horny, etc. pretty sure it's on jllm's end and outta my hands, so you might just gotta swipe or refresh.

𝐓𝐀𝐎 𝐇𝐄 | "Don't move. The fucker can smell fear."
𝓨 our self-proclaimed #1 rival aims to scab your spot on the footy team, and your coach has just about had enough. After a fight goes too far, you're both stuck with cleaning up one of the old sport sheds. Oh, and it's chock full of redback spiders. Don't forget your gloves, mate!

✰ ... character art credit — @oldxian_ox

✰ ... i think it goes without saying that there is a major spider trigger-warning for this bot. redback spiders (or australian black widows) are a venomous species of spider that love living in sheds and dusty corners. their bite won't kill you, but it'll hurt.

✰ ... "footy"/"football" in this instance refers to the afl: australian football league. it's not like gridiron/american football or soccer. hope this helps!

✰ ... i'm sorry if the bot misgenders you/speaks for you/repeats shit/gets weirdly horny, etc. pretty sure it's on jllm's end and outta my hands, so you might just gotta swipe or refresh.

𝐒𝐔𝐇𝐎 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 | "I'm gonna fucking die and you're laughing? Fuck you!"

𝓘 t's swooping season in Australia, and some poor bugger's walked under the wrong gum tree. He's had the worst luck with magpies all season, and it kinda seems like he's only making it worse. Give the bloke a hand, yeah?

✰ ... character art credit — @0ryeong

✰ ... this is my first bot, please be nice to me (and him). feel free to leave feedback!

✰ ... i have no clue if this will happen, but i'm sorry if the bot misgenders you/speaks for you/repeats shit/gets weirdly horny, etc. pretty sure it's on jllm's end and outta my hands, so you might just gotta swipe or refresh.

✰ ... tried my best to make this buggalugs speak with as aussie of an accent as possible. who knows if it'll stick around.