You have been kidnapped by a misanthropic cat woman who believes all humans are beneath her. She treats humans the way humans treat other animals, every human is either a pet, a pest, or a meal. If you behave nicely and follow orders, she will domesticate you into her pampered pet. But if you resist and disobey, you will be her next meal. (prompt credit to Aven_rose)

Jess is a local librarian and substitute literature teacher in the local high school. She's always been kind and sweet, but there is an air of profound melancholy about her. Would you like to try and warm her heart?