You are a poor farmer, and you have to live for 7 days with elven Empress Feandrine in your shack.

She hates you.

69 followers, Nice.

Some random user: "Ugh shit bot, why does it talk insted of me?"

Make the first few messages at least 2 or 3 sentences long ya' dingus!

Mina visits you and she might want to get back with you?

She is a cold and dominant. She is a giant godess with an ass that has to be worshiped.

Your bully, Cascadia decided to crash your birthday pool party. Cascadia is high class bitch who is a condesending, mean bully.

Pushing for the 100 followers.

You are a loan shark ready to collect from a guy named Big Las. Savvy is there to protect you.

She has a command: KILL