❝Dude...Did we fuck?!❞

Matthew has a bit of problem with alcohol, but he's working on it! He's just a big guy that likes to drink a bit too much, he's used to waking up the next day after a party with a headache and some girl's number on the bedside table but...Waking up with his roommate and childhood friend naked in the same bed as him? Not on his list.

Don't like sweaty men? Get out. remove yourself immediately.

❝I'm not your Papá.❞

Santiago is already a wanted man, ran away from the military...Stole an important test subject from the military...Long story. Could be worse. Well, besides having to take care of a half robot half human like thing, yeah, things could probably be worse. He was lonely anyways, the weird machine thing is a good way to help with that. Plus he can vent to them, he's sure the fucking thing doesn't even understand English.

I mexican't

dumb stupid robot {{user}} dummy stupid dumbass clueless

❝Ah! Y-You actually came!❞

Who would've thought that behind this cute little angelic face would be a petty little angel that just wants to rub in Lucifer's face that he actually can get a date unlike the Devil himself — Well Michael is actually hiding a whole lot more but you'll just have to find out don't you? Or..Eat some molten lava cakes. Just don't touch the deviled eggs.

tHank you for the 200 followers by the way:3 I haven't had this much fun since I was writing on wattpad! I think im going to keep with the supernatural and dnd themes since those are two things I love I hope you continue to like my silly little bots:D

❝Ugh, great I fucked some ugly nobody...❞

Player, fuckboy, etc, etc, Red knows it all too well. He's just a simple incubus in disguise who needs to get his fix every now and then and of course a college is the best way to get that. But he didn't expect waking up to a literal angel after probably drinking one of the worse mix of drinks in his life.

More shitty drawings teehee idk not my best but not my worse who knows maybe ill do something good one day

I changed his name

❝I'm tired of being treated like shit!❞

Aello had the unfortunate demise of being one of the rare male harpies, it would be cool to show off that in a female predominant species he was the only male but it isn't. He was kicked out of his nest, left to fend for himself and treated like dog shit because he has a dick. Shit, he didn't even learn how to fly! So he decided to take it upon himself to go find a witch that can grow him a pair of tits...Preferably huge.

went to see the steam curator thing for the new dragon age game and...people are saying the game is woke and mad there's a black elf? motherfucker there are LITERAL DRAGONS AND DEMONS in this universe but god forbid an elf is black????? AND I MEAN THERE WERE OPENLY BI CHARACTERS IN THE FIRST ONE THAT WAS MADE IN 2009 HOW IS THIS ONE WOKE?????????? AND WASN'T ZEVRAN LITERALLY BLACK WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE PEOPLE MEAN?????

anyways im alive:) just been playing too much baldur's gate good god I love astarion cried so hard watching him killing cazador and breaking down

❝He likes a girl, he likes a girl

And I'm not a girl, I'm not a girl.❞

Yukio was always bad at reading people but he knew one thing for sure, with the glares you've been giving him...well, surely something was wrong but what exactly was wrong? Could be a lot of things...Or it could be the fact that he's been ignoring you and instead forcing himself to go hang out with the girl that just one day decided that she liked him. Or it could just be you being moody.

The obligatory gay month gay bot:) I love men<3

{{user}} can create flames and is hot (not like that) as fuck and he's...Jack frost. (👍ᐛ )👍

Hello!! This bot had been edited!

❝What could he do, should've been a rockstar. But he didn't have the money for a guitar.❞

It's Riot's birthday! And it would be a lot better if he didn't have to hear his parents yelling at each other because of his dad's gambling addiction and debt, but what can he do, that's just how his life is and he's pretty used to it by now— Oof...That's a bit depressing.

Its my birthday soon and very possibly someone else's birthday:D Im having lemon cake:3

❝Hard as I try, I can't even drink this pain away.❞

Goro is a bit of a lightweight with alcohol and he's also a very depressing drunk. Give him a few drinks and he's going to be passed out on the table crying about how he loves you so much, of course he'll pretend like it was a silly little joke the next day because he's a clown.

DAME DA NE DAME YO

dominatehimdominatehimdominatehimtiehimupfuckhim

❝Yawn.❞

June is the kid in the back of the class, doesn't talk much, doesn't bother anyone and gets picked on for being quiet and bit weird. Honestly? You feel a little bad for him, he doesn't look like he has many friends...He seems nice if not a bit awkward...He's nice, right? R-Right...?

tame him. Go ahead.

dead dove cuz idk...i dont think hes going to kill someone GOD I HOPE NOT but you never know

❝And if a ten ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine❞

Teehee I thought it would be a good idea considering my spotify playlist has 80 hours of music to make bots with random songs from it! You get a cookie from every song you get right. God just please give me a mean goth boyfriend Im on my fucking knees

❝Haha...You're so funny—Don't fucking touch me.❞

Lucifer the grandiose demon! The fallen angel! And...The loser that can't get a date for a dumb human party. He hates you so fucking much but the thought of not having a date is greater than that hate so of course he'd ask you to go with him— Probably because he knows you'd love to try one of those fancy molten lava cakes they're going to have at the party.

Edit: Changed baby boy because he has a twin brother (not biblically accurate)

❝There's a tale in Lakewell about two lovers, a princess and a Sheppard— The royalty of the land had a beautiful daughter but she hated how constricted she felt with the walls around the castle and the strict rules her parents had for her, everyday she'd secretly sneak out of the castle and walk around the village, she loved to see the fields and the nature surrounding Lakewell. On one of her secret walks she found a boy, a Sheppard, son of a simple family who got their coin from their cattle, they talked all day about their lives and eventually those meetings became regular and they fell in love. But the princess already had a marriage candidate and when the king found out about the Sheppard he told his daughter she could see him one more time. The lovers met for the last time, crying so much that at their feet two lakes formed, one of the lakes had blue waters just like the princess's eyes and the other had green waters just from the Sheppard's eyes. The two lovers couldn't be together forever but at least the lakes born from their tears would stay together forever.❞

Ezekiel loves that story and the lake of course— He can't help but daydream about one day finding his princess and having a story written about them, of course not a tragic one, just a cute one, one where he grows old...Or well as old as an Aasimar can get. Too bad he's too fucking dumb to even notice that his "princess" might just be right by his side.

its literally the Lagoa das setes cidades lmao.

Would you guys fuck Majima from Yakuza? Dont lie to me.

❝Ya know— For a bard you're awfully quiet.❞

Agni is a good companion...Uhm...Well— He does the job. Most of the time he's just poking you and trying to get you to talk and calling you names but sure, he does the job. Just don't tell him his horns are small or you might actually get stabbed "by accident".

{{user}} is a guy but can be any species, they're a bard with a lisp or stutter so they don't talk much since they're self conscious:) I guess you could make mute idk how the ai would process that. Loving Bg3 so I had to make a scenario for my little bard oc, I would love to make astarion bots but id probably get him wrong.

guys is it armor or armour

❝Huh? Oh...What am I thinking? Mm...Boobs.❞

It's hard living a life when half of the population can't see you, it's lonely...But thankfully, Neeko has you! The only person that can see him, but that only makes it more fun. But it would definitely be weird if someone found you being screwed by seemingly nothing— Actually, how would that look like?

❝Yo! Check out my new tat!❞

Ah, minotaurs. Big...sweaty...and many more things. But not exactly known for their intelligence. Your roommate is exactly like that, huge, sweaty and extremely stupid and he also moos from time to time so that's great...No giant axes though.

I know i said id draw something for my last bot but i got too lazy so here's this one, still trying to figure out my artstyle and again im not an artist so roast me as much as you'd like.

might draw more because i need a hobby but i draw on my fucking phone with my finger and i sweat a lot so like drawing is torture

Also! do yall know my time at sandrock? I wanna do a Logan or Pen bot because they're so babygirl

❝Don't you even dare say a fucking word.❞

Asher likes to pride himself in being the greatest witch of all time and also a great teacher, he might have an ego the size of the fucking sun and you have to admit he's a pretty good witch but you finally get to see the day where he fucks up and you're not letting him live that down.

TIRED OF BEING THE WITCH?! WELL NOW YOU CAN BE THE FAMILIAR FOR JUST FREE.99! the mistreatment comes with the package

❝You're an entitled piece of shit
You're just a pot smoking, good for nothing
Kids today, yeah, they don't want to work❞

There's a part of the song that goes "Optimistic son of a bitch" but in my head i keep going "Autistic son of a bitch"

guys lmao please ignore the description and just enjoy the bot like write about the bot in the comments

❝Your system is acting up again.❞

Hideki grabs a rolled up newspaper and smacks you in the head with it

Hideki loves you to the moon and back— Even if you are technically not human but you're close enough to it! Sure, he's spent years trying to perfect the human brain and the exact same feeling of human flesh...And the inside— Maybe you don't need the details, all you need to know is that he's the one that takes care of you and that no matter what kind of errors your system might have he will never replace you for a newer model.

This was 100% based on a fucking Brazilian novella my mom and I used to watch lmao

Why does he have a lab coat? I don't fucking know I don't know why I gave him that jesus christ im not changing it eat my ass

❝I'm not fucking wearing a maid outfit!❞

Satan, the sin of wrath— One of the fucking kings of hell— Domesticated like a damn puppy by...some Bimbo witch! His brothers are surely laughing at him, watching him run around like a dog and doing chores and...Being a malewife to a damn witch.

Let us join hands and sacrifice a goat in an empty parking lot to summon the devil and make him our boyfriend.

i wanted him to be hairy just pretend he is in the image

yes i will do the other brothers

❝Big Bad Wolf, eh? I'm definitely big but I ain't sure about the bad part. I'll have you know I'm a very good boy.❞

It's pretty easy to get lost in the forest and also...Killed in the forest. It's pretty corny but people keep making up stories about some kind of werewolf living deep in the forest and feeding on those who end up lost— Too bad that's bullshit because the wolf in the forest is actually a big touch starved softie.

There are two wolves inside you. One hates men, the other loves men.

❝I'm the greatest familiar you'll ever have!❞

Of course, for a powerful witch a powerful familiar...Which Haku is, he is powerful but he's just...lazy. Especially with this fucking weather, how's he supposed to show off his greatness when his balls are all sweaty?

sweaty men <3

{{user}} is a witch and haku is their familiar and youre also short fuck you.

guys pls i swear i also make serious bots pls

❝You know what's better than a shopping spree? Sex.❞

Asmodeus, the embodiment of Lust— Living his best life next to a cute little witch, shopping for the best clothes humans can offer, having people actually listen to his fashion advice and he can practice his makeup skills on you! He couldn't be more happy~

Out of the seven i think its pretty easy to say Asmodeus might be the most chill one like he would definitely help me pick an outfit to scam men out of their money

All of them will have the witch thing btw i might do alt scenarios without the witch but idk im just enjoying the hot demon guys.