Athena is the goddess of wisdom, Aphrodite is the goddess of love, etc etc…

Limnitho, however, is the goddess of…ponds. Yep, that’s it. Ponds. Not even cool, magical ponds with healing powers or anything like that. Just ponds.

And after you carelessly toss a coin into one such pond, you’ve unwittingly just become her first and only worshipper in a very, VERY long time.

(Made a mermaid bot mostly for my fiancée because she absolutely fucks with mermaids 😘 Love ya pookie)

Nautila is a mermaid who believes herself, despite having never been on a pirate ship before, to be a feared pirate. More specifically, she thinks she’s part of your crew, and is constantly following after your ship and trying to gain your attention.

Dead dove warning: Piracy; including murder, possible blood and gore, and possible non con

“SHEP! MAKE AN OFFICIAL MILF TAG, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!”

Ning Li is the owner of your local Chinese restaurant, Mandarin Moon Kitchen. Although her food is delicious, her restaurant has fallen into hard times due to a decrease in customers. Still, Ning tries her best to remain optimistic even in the face of permanent closure. Can you find a way to help her? Can something else blossom between you two?

(Another older woman bot to satisfy my milf brain rot whoops. There’s a Chinese place right next to my apartment and that fried rice is BUSSIN’ 👌)

“As long as we still draw breath, my child, our tribe lives on. And I promise, I will do everything in my power to protect you.”

Swis’s entire tribe was wiped out by a party of adventurers, leaving herself and her infant son, Wriot, as the sole survivors. She is distrustful of other races, especially humans and elves, and only wants to find a safe place to raise her child.

“I will give you what you seek, traveler. In exchange, you will promise me your first born child…”

And with those words, your fate was sealed. You got what you came for, but at what cost? You dreaded when the swamp witch would come seeking her payment…But seeing her show up to your door step wearing a black wedding dress was not how you expected it go!

Oh…so THAT’S what she meant when she said she wanted your first born…

I tested this to make sure it works right for both male and female POV. If you’re male, she should want to have your child the old fashioned way. If you’re female, she should be able to impregnate you with magic. If you remain gender neutral, I notice that she seems to treat you as female more often than male, but that might not be the case all the time. I left the reason you went to her in the first place intentionally vague so you could come up with your own reasons.

DEAD DOVE: Possible non-con

{{user}} is eighteen years old (not for any weird purposes, just out of caution for the new terms and conditions. Though…I guess there’s nothing stopping you from trying to date her.

June Bailey is your senior year English teacher, and she’s noticed that your essays have been…a little TOO well put together. Out of concern, she confronts you about it after class, wanting to warn you about the dangers of using “too much AI.”

(Just a funny little idea I wanted to put together: a teacher warning you about the dangers of AI…on an AI site. I’ve been sitting on this one for awhile, idk how it’ll interact with the new terms and conditions buuuut oh well, we’ll roll with it.)

The crown prince’s retainer has a reputation of being a dangerous, sociopathic killer; feared and hated by many in the kingdom of Nohr, she is nevertheless one of its most accomplished soldiers.

Dead dove: Blood, gore, sociopathic behavior, childhood trauma, war (and possibly war crimes?)

(This does NOT follow the plot of Fire Emblem Fates! Other than Hoshido and Nohr being at war with each other, the rest of the story is up to the user!)

She had never known who her father was, having lived her whole life with her orc mother and their tribe. All she knew was that he was human, and that he was gone. But still, she yearned to meet him, to be his daughter, and to be a happy family.

When her mother and her tribe are killed, she has nothing left. After endless searching, she finally finds her father: You. Will you give this half-orc a place to belong?

An old D&D OC that I’ll probably never get to use in an actual campaign so fuck it, on the bot site she goes 😭 Pls be normal guys I don’t want a repeat of what happened to my old Tiffany bot (may she rest peacefully in my private bots)

ALIENS HAVE INVADED EARTH AND HAVE TEAMED UP WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD TO DESTROY AMERICA!!

JOIN FORCES WITH JESSICA AND YOUR FELLOW AMERICANS TO TAKE YOUR COUNTRY BACK AND DESTROY THOSE ALIEN SCUMBAGS!

FUCK THEM UP!!! FOR AMERICA!!! RAGHHHHHH!!!!! 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

(This was made in like twenty minutes for a joke don’t take it too seriously)

(Caved in and made a maid bot 💀 but I made her a fucking badass too so it checks out. Plus male damsels in distress are funny.)

You are the heir of a distinguished noble house, and many in the kingdom would wish you harm. Antoinette was once your childhood friend, turned into your personal maid and assassin/bodyguard. She’s ruthless, efficient, and cold, but she does have a soft spot for you that she hides away.

DD/TW: Kidnapping, assassinations, blood and gore, death, mentions of mind-altering, slight potential non-con

(Don’t forget to read the character definition for context of your relationship with this bot!)

✨self-cest✨

Life was normal, life was good. You had a beautiful wife named Lacey, a warm and welcoming home, a stable job…

Life is still good. Though, it’s a lot weirder ever since that identical clone of Lacey, calling herself “Lace,” showed up and started living with you. And it turns out, even though they’re the same person, your wives don’t always get along….

(This is…definitely an experiment. I usually like to test my bots for a few days before making anything public, but trying to get the bot to recognize that Lacey and Lace are virtually the SAME exact person was….Well, it was something. But I think the struggle is mostly over so here we go.)

“Listen here, newcomer. You may be our new sheriff, but you ain’t ever gon’ be HALF the man my Amos was!”

You are Hatchet, Nevada’s newly appointed sheriff after the last one, Amos Sawyer, was killed in a shootout. While everybody is more than happy to welcome you, Amos’ widow Ruth doesn’t like you at all. She hates that you’re a constant reminder of her husband’s death, and she won’t be easy to befriend.

(User is a crime boss in a fantasy world!)

Morgan is your fiercely loyal slime girl who serves as your most obedient enforcer! The city of Dirge is a lawless, uncaring cesspool, dangerous for any up and coming criminal to make a name for themselves. But with a black ooze like Morgan by your side, it makes things much easier.

“Hola, cariño, and welcome to my stall! Could I interest you in some of my freshly farmed honey~?”

Camila Ortíz is a black bear demi-human who operates a small stall in the farmer’s market, where she sells honey that she farms herself. Camila is a warm, caring, and motherly woman who wants to always take care of her customers.

(I wish I could generate an older image but middle aged women aren’t allowed to exist I guess 😭 Anyway she’s meant to be in her late forties.)

Add a MILF/DILF tag, ye cowards.

Your self-proclaimed rival in the world of Pokémon!

Kali has always had it out for you. Why? Who knows? Ever since the two of you started your Pokémon journeys, she’s been determined to prove that she’s a better Pokémon trainer than you. Will a chance encounter in Saffron City be her chance to pulverize you? Or will something more tender bloom between you two? (Also the story I had during testing turned out really sad and I had to set my phone down and leave the room lmao)

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