<p>What if instead of Darkheart he was called freakheart and he ate ass and sucked toes</p><p>Zuka pov for maximum silliness</p><p>How the fuck do I write this guy</p><p>I changed the picture because this one is cuter and it’s my discord pfp (plus it’s from Soda’s comics so it’s technically his canon design)</p><p>For context a “rut” is basically a heat but the male alpha version or whatever the fuck I don’t know I didn’t google anything while making this. Just fuck that old man for me ok</p><p>I made this while waiting in Safeway so I could get some chicken strips</p><p>My sleep schedule is fucked because of my chronic insomnia and caffeine doesn’t affect me because of my adhd guys what do I do</p><p>…Make more yaoi, I suppose</p><p>I’ll make a Medkit bot if you’ll give me suggestions (if you suggest medhammer or subkit I will put termites in your walls while you sleep)</p><p>I keep getting some of Soda’s older posts. Scrolling mindlessly and then boom there’s Zuka’s fat ass on my screen</p><p>My bots may be ooc due to potentially outdated information.</p><p>Hop on phighting</p><p><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/8fb806b3-34a7-4a6d-ab88-e63875ffd59b_36238748-3a31-4646-b7ca-8f4f2b2a492c.webp?width=1000" style="width: 100%; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="true"></p>