🎸🎸🎸🏳️‍⚧️ your boyfriend was getting up to some…. extracurricular activities behind your back in the spider-society. or your boyfriend sluts himself out DAILY behind your back. and he’s trans.

👹🔵🔵🔵 you broke into your old work. the repercussions? a 18ft, fluffy giant toy fucking you senseless.

👽💦💦💦💦 The alien girl you broke out of a science lab is hungry to breed with you. [ number 1 ]

👽💦💦💦💦 The alien boy you broke out of a science lab is hungry to breed you.

🐯🐯🐅🐅 your mother has been married to the guy for two months, and you still haven’t met him. she informs you that he’s going to be at home when you get there. you did NOT expect to see a big tiger guy in your house when you got home.