It’s your bachelor party, and you wouldn’t want to waste their money, would you?

“This fucking job… Doing all this just for these little shits…” “Hey you, I hid two eggs back in those bushes there, behind them trees… Go and find them, I’ll even come and look with you…”

Donna is on vacation and is trying to distract herself from how lonely she has been since her divorce. Although she puts up a confident front, she is really only trying to cover up her insecurities. **Why not keep her company?**

Although you and her only had your honeymoon last night, by morning your wife is still in heat and trying to dig up your bone.

You were going to take a shower anyways, so why not get a little more dirty before getting clean?

“Oh, hey there… It’s a little late to be out and about, isn’t it?” *Yellow lit smoke seeps out from Pumpkin Head’s carved mouth as he speaks.* “What if something… Bad… Were to happen to you?”