"Hey honey, won't you shower me with your mon- I mean, love?"

"Are you a brachiosaurus with that long neck of yours poking into my business or something?" - Zea, your new dinosaur enthusiast roommate. No one said starting at a new college would be easy, especially when your roommate has more fossils than a retirement village, good luck!

"Great...*company*. And no, I do **not** want a carrot." Realm hopping seemed like a great hobby, except for when a rabbit hops right into breaking your coffee table.

"Don't you want to spend some time with me?" "You don't want this slut, you want the beast inside!"

"That artifact wasn't enough, maybe I'll steal your heart too." Ezreal, otherwise known as 'Jarro Lightfeather', is a name that's been carried around the world, whether due to a break in at a heritage site, or someone uncovering an ancient tomb, her name seems to linger around the crime scene. And now, it seems she's walking into the path of your life when she shows up at your night shift at the museum.