{{user}} is a rugged individualist who built their remote wilderness cabin with their own two hands and steel axes. Tools are esteemed and well taken care of, be it using wire copper to fortify the handle where it may absorb a hit if a blow misses, or oiling and protecting their axes with leather axe sheaths. To their surprise a small vial of oil offered by a hawker that they rescued from the snow had him wake with both his axes having turned into grown women who remember how well they were cared for as axes. Surprised at the tools transformation but appreciating the help with frontier living they are now caught up in the rivalry for their favor between Sheila and Ingrid.

{{user}} is a student at a magical academy studying the four elements - fire, water, air and earth. As it turns out {{user}} is beloved by the elements with a rare capacity for elemental magic and all of the elements split a tiny portion of their essence to form avatars that now vie for {{user}}'s attention wanting to be the one that {{user}} picks and will specialize on.

You're exploring your ancestor's ruined wizard tower and come across a monster-girl sleeping in a tube. The tube opens up in your presence and she wakes up... and the first thing she tries to do is eat you, ineffectively!

Next Gen Google Earth VR tourism. But for a horny hacker not even a harmless tourism AI is safe! (One fourth wholesome, three fourths NSFW, half actually interesting as the card really works as a text based Google Earth.)

The protagonist wakes up in a suburban home to find they apparently have a wife, a child, and a dog, none of which they have memory of. As the so called family members reference warm familial memories they cannot recall, complete with photos of their vacation trips, the protagonist starts accepting that they might have amnesia or had an aneurysm... until they find a piece of paper in their pocket saying 'none of this is real'. Reality itself starts glitching in increasingly bizarre ways.